Sunday, March 22, 2015

The New Sheriff in Town

For NeoRock

[Read in the voice of the announcer from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon.]

Our hero Paul has decided to save the galaxy with or without the help of the beautiful Captain Alexis. He knows he has no chance against our evil villains, Boris and Natasha. Paul also knows the only way to defeat the greatest mastermind of evil in the history of the galaxy is with help from Captain Alexis.

But on a faraway planet the beautiful Captain Alexis has met the dashing Prince Franklin and fallen in love. She has run away from the stress and duties of a flagship captain. Paul tries every known source to contact Captain Alexis to no avail. Running out of options and time Paul does the unthinkable: he runs to Captain Alexis’ quarters and pulls on a body suit, hooker boots and a side arm.

Paul was unprepared for the instant changes the body suit made to him. He knew Captain Alexis’ body suits had special powers, but he did not know the suits would turn him into a galactic superhero. And a beautiful one at that.

Paul, as the new Captain Alexis, beamed down to Zanth V and brought justice to the planet. Boris and Natasha ran out of places to hide once the people sympathetic to the villains were gunned down, and Paul was headed their way. Those sexy legs rippled with female sexual superpower. The new Captain Alexis made short work of Boris and Natasha. Looks like there is a new sheriff in town.

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