All American Girl

Pretty in Pink

Solid Research

First the stock market, then the economy, followed by his business failure pushed Alexander over the edge. He couldn’t take anymore. Everything he valued fell apart or was destroyed. He was sick of it. No more Mister Nice Guy. He needed a way to start over with a clean slate, disappear from his creditors, start a new life. But how?

A friend in military research was looking for a volunteer in a new program. The experiment of switching a person’s appearance had numerous military applications. The ultimate adjustment in appearance is to switch genders. Highly trained men could seduce the enemy out of their secrets as long as they switched into a female body.

The process was perfected recently making minor physical changes. Now, a volunteer would be needed for a full transformation. Any issues could be worked out as the experiment was carried out. Alexander knew it was the perfect way to escape his miserable life.

The military made the changes and gave Alexis, Alexander’s new name, a new identity. Alexis would enjoy her new body for a few weeks as the researchers carried out their studies. She could explore the city in her free time without worry about creditors hounding him. As the study approached its end, Alexis really started to enjoy her new life.

The day before the transformation back to Alexander, Alexis hatched a plan. All the old problems were overwhelming, but Alexis is a beautiful woman everyone wants to know. Alexis disappeared into the city. The military never got their chance to finish the research. Alexis didn’t care. She found a sugar daddy and started living the life she deserved.

A Valentine's Gift to Remember

Girl's Night Out

The lights were low in the newest bar in town. It didn't bother the four men sitting at the bar enjoying the house special. The bartender overheard the men talking about their college days and how good it was to see each other again.

The men agreed the new bar wasn't as special as the advertisements made the place out to be. They expected more excitement. Instead the atmosphere was quiet, tranquil. At least the house drink was delicious.

It seemed like the lights grew darker as the night went on. The bartender finally said more than asking for their orders. She leaned across the bar and said, “You boys enjoying yourself tonight?” They all nodded. “I’m glad. I want happy customers. By the way, I’m a Wiccan and I own this bar.” She held out her hand to each.

“Kind’a dark in here,” one of the men said. “No problem,” said the Wiccan as she dialed up the light a small notch. As soon as she did the men noticed they were sitting with women. Then they looked down and noticed they were all women.

“How do’ya like the house special, ladies?” The men didn't know what to say as they looked back and forth at each other. “I didn't catch your names,” the Wiccan said. Each of the men said, “ahhhhh,” before answering: “Lexi.” “Mandy.” “Carol.” “”Jenny.” Then they had another house special.

Drug Recall

Kevin caught the nasty cold going around. He was told to get ready for a long illness. To shorten the suffering he decided to hit the bug with everything the drugstore had. He bought every cold medicine in the store. The pharmacist said he should use the nasal spray daily if he wanted to end the cold sooner; all the other medications only treated symptoms.

The nasal spray seemed to work fast. Kevin stopped sneezing immediately, but was drained from all the coughing. He went to bed and took a four hour nap.  When he woke up he thought he was still dreaming because he could swear he had tits. As the cobwebs cleared he realized he did have tits! He rushed to find the packaging the nasal spray came in. As he read the warning label he understood what happened. The nasal spray is a TG Inc. product. Sure, it works. With a few side effects!

Kevin called the 800 number on the nasal spray packaging. The nice lady on the other end gave Kevin his new name: Rachel. The lady at TG Inc. promised a welcome package would arrive later that day with new clothes for Rachel. The nasal spray was guaranteed to prevent a cold or flu for life. You can’t put a price on good health.