Sunday, July 23, 2017

Best Joke Ever

Jack pointed up in the sky and laughed. “Nice one guys. A spaceship; a UFO. Very original.” Jack thought it was the funniest joke ever. What he did not realize is his buddies behind him had already turned tail and ran. Jack was standing alone on the walkway pointing and laughing at the sky.

The light in the sky kept coming closer as Jack pointed. What Jack did not do was think. If he did, even for a fraction of a second, he would have known such a gag would be beyond anything his buddies could pull off. If he took a second moment to think he would have realized he was standing alone . But he didn’t.

The UFO did not hover over him as it is so often reported in the news. Instead, the spacecraft stayed high in the sky in front of him forcing Jack to look up at a 45 degree angle. Jack thought it was the most elaborate trick ever when the light flashed at him from the UFO. 

Jack kept smiling and giggling to himself as the UFO sped away. Slowly his buddies returned. They saw the whole think from a safe distance. It was then that Jack discovered it was no gag. The UFO was real and he was hit by a girly light.

The laughing stopped as Jack had to decide what to do. There was nothing he could do really except pick a name. The guys settled on Becky. It was a nice, down-home name. Now Jack and his friends had to figure out what to tell Jack’s wife when they got him home.

Alex Can Handle His Inheritance

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Hot Girl's Office Job

Good paying jobs are hard to come by. Karl needed one of those “good paying jobs” if he was going to keep his apartment. TG Incorporated was hiring—business is booming for those guys—but they are selective. In other words, only hot girls need apply.

Karl is neither hot nor a girl. Okay, it is only a receptionist job, but hey, when money is tight anything will do. Never mind TG Inc. pays receptionists massive salaries. Desperate, Karl walked into the human resources department and filled out an application. He was invited into a back room to discuss the job. Sarah Lemon interviewed Karl and liked what she heard.

“I think you would be a perfect team member here at TG Inc.,” Sarah started. “You have all the qualifications and the right attitude. We have just one minor problem.” Karl dropped his head. “However, I do have a solution. We have a nanobot hot tub waiting for you in back with a fresh wardrobe of clothing. All yours Karl, or should I say Lacy, as part of a two year work assignment.”

Karl nodded. He needed the job, but did not want to give up his manhood. The job won. The nanobot hot tub was a sensation like no other. Lacy enjoyed the relaxing bubbles. She never felt so beautiful as when she put on the mini skirt and heels. The guys complimented her as she walked home. The next day she started work. Life was looking up for Lacy.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

We're From the Government and We're Here to Help

Armed female soldiers stormed the tourist resort, gun drawn, screaming orders. The tourist knew the risks before they came and the nightmare came true. Drug lords controlled the countryside and the resort was only safe because of the armed guards.

The drug lords won the battle and surrounded the resort. As a gesture of good will, the drug lords were allowing women and children to leave unharmed. Resort management had a plan in place for just such an event. They knew the women would be allowed to leave so they started shooting the men with girly guns.

Eric was one of the men shot. His clothes blew off and he was left wearing, ah, girly clothes. The only way out was to climb out, hand over hand, by rope. “Your name is Melanie, got it?” The guard asked with the tone of a command. Melanie was scared to death. Here she was, only a woman for a few minutes, and she had to use a rope to crawl to freedom.

As Melanie reached the other side she realized freedom was not on this side of the rope. The drug lords needed women to fill the brothel. Melanie was a fast learner; she needed to be if she wanted to stay alive. She services 30 or so men per day as she waits for her opportunity to escape. Deep down she knew she deserves what she got. She was warned before she came about how dangerous it is. Live and learn.

Monday, July 17, 2017

Married Life

Want to talk about the best wife in the world? Well, I have her. From the day we met she loved to dress me up as a girl. Man, could she do a job. With her help I learned to walk and talk like a girl. Coupled with the perfect makeup job, I was a knock-down gorgeous woman.

By the time we married I rarely wore men’s clothes anymore. In all honesty I did wear a tux for the wedding so my mother would not have a coronary, but as soon as we left the reception I was back in pantyhose and heels.

I think it was around the six month mark when I wore men’s clothing for the last time. My wife, Becky, loved making out with me as a girl. She started suggesting I take hormones. I was reluctant for about two weeks. Then I realized how awesome it would be to start growing tits.

Eight months later women’s clothes fit much better with only one problem, the bulge in the shorts. We lived with it until our two year wedding anniversary. Then Becky convinced me to go all the way. TG Incorporated finished the job. They widened my hips, smoothed out any male-ish issues and gave me the tightest virgin clam any woman on the planet has.

We celebrated two wonderful years by making out. This time I am a real girl. We giggled and laughed as we discussed names for me. We finally settled on Krysten. A pretty name, I thought. And it feels so good to have all the right parts in the right places. See, I told you I have the best wife in the world.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

A Hint of Camel

Eddie fell under the mind control of the TG Guild. His work to discredit the TG community made him a prime target. Mind control was applied to Eddie until he started secretly wearing panties. Later he added a bra and pantyhose. At home alone, he dressed the whole part, with high heels and a dress. Eddie could not understand why he wanted to act so girly all the time.

Once the guild had Eddie completely under their control they slipped magic panties into his drawer. Soon the acting was over. The mind control was so complete Eddie, now Lili, completely accepted her situation. Lili started working for the guild by building its reputation in the community. At a local beach party Lili stood for a photo by a news reporter. The caption the next day read: A Hint of Camel. Lili smiled. She is so happy as the woman she is. The mind control ended. There was no need since Lili is a well-adjusted, happy woman.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017