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Living Next Door to Alice

Stray Thoughts

New apartment, new clothes, new life. That is how Marc looked at life after the event, you know, the FOSE. You know how it works, right? Tourists from a certain world, that world, you know the one, the one that has telepathy, the one that can cause spontaneous shifts between people experiencing high emotional energies, like during climax when, ah, engaged in, you know, the big nasty. Yeah, you get it. I can see it in your eyes.

Well, my girlfriend is gone now; I don’t know where she is. We were, ah, do’in the thing when POW, out of nowhere I was in this chick’s body getting nailed by this big dude called Bruno. Ugly bastard. I have no idea who I was swapped with from the FOSE. I swear I was only thinking of this woman I saw online. If I could find my way back to my girlfriend, to make sure she is safe with whoever ended up in my body, I could accept the results of the FOSE. But no luck.

I learned my name is Megan. It’s a pretty name; I like it. Her apartment, my apartment is really nice and cozy. Must admit, I am still getting used to wearing a dress. The air is a little cold when I’m wide open down there. Feels good having so many people check me out though. Never knew girls went through that so much. It is kind of nice. Wonder if I find the tourists who caused the FOSE if they could change me back? Doubt it. Heard the FOSE is a one-way ticket. Besides, they are probably off-world by now.

Of Course It's Danica

Requested by: Robert Cooper (Robert, I could not find a pic of Danica for the story you wanted so I got as close as I could and modified the story. Hope it works for you.)

Robert enjoyed his lucky when the body swap swapped his body with Danica Patrick’s. He kept his feminine cool and finished the race with another win for the girls. She looked around after the race to see if Danica was still around in his body. Nothing.

There was a photo shoot scheduled for later the next day. Robert was turned on by being a sex object for all the men with such an athletic woman’s body. The shoot started normal as Robert had no problem acting like a hot woman; he was in Danica’s body, what is so hard about that? Don’t answer that.

The trouble started a few minutes later when Robert’s body stormed the set. Danica (the old Robert) was determined to stand her ground. Danica knew Robert was no match for her feminine prowess. Robert demanded her body back; Danica screamed at Robert he was a nut case. It came to blows with Danica kicking the shit out of Robert. The police came and carted Robert away; they got autographs from Danica. Nobody doubted Danica was Danica after the outburst. 

FOSE fun

It's in Your Jeans

Erotic Photography


I want to thank an angel for today's post. I needed the break and she has been kind enough to provide several captions for me. She asked I keep her identity private.The drink would have made for a bad post today anyway.

Command of Authority

Once a man gains a position of authority it changes the way he holds his body the rest of his life. Senior prosecutor to the county, Morris Beck, adjusted to his position better than most. His ego made the transition easy. Justice is served in strange ways, however. Morris was humbled when the FOSE hit while he was in court trying a woman for owning a lingerie shop.

Beautiful women should not be allowed to hold positions of authority, including business owner, according to Morris. Morris trumped up a charge and took it to trial. It was a sunny late autumn day when reality struck hard. The FOSE hit while the prosecution made their bullshit case. Of course, Morris couldn’t keep his mind and eyes off Peggy, the accused; she came dressed in one of her best-selling products.

The FOSE hit worldwide, but only Morris and Peggy knew it in the courtroom. Morris was now standing in the silk negligee and robe. Peggy, a hell of a lot smarter than Morris, realized what happened and never missed a beat. Morris tried to explain what happened. The judge and jury laughed. Peggy was a far better salesman, ahem, than Morris. She sold the jury that Peggy should be put in jail. And so it was.

Morris ended up in jail in Peggy’s body while Peggy brought reform to the district attorney’s office. Morris eventually adjusted; he even liked wearing lingerie and satisfying her boyfriend. Peggy, in Morris’s body allowed Morris, in Peggy’s body, to continue as a successful shop owner. In the end justice was served.

The First FOSE

Alice was still confused by what happened earlier in the day. Speculation was Earth experienced its first Fantasy Orgasm Swapping Event or FOSE, according to news reports. Alice claims she is really Brad, but somehow popped out of his body and into Alice’s, a girl he was fantasizing about when the swap happened. The small town of Brant normally is quiet, but people switching bodies when a bright light flashed in the sky is newsworthy.

The confusion caused havoc with government services. It seems policemen had more swaps than any other group. Even hospitals suffered staffing problems. Things were quieter in Brant. Alice gathered her thoughts as she looked across the field at Brad, the boy she used to be only a few hours ago. For some reason Amanda Thomas, Live Eye Action News reporter, wanted to interview Alice. Alice figured it was her friendly face as the reason she was picked for an interview.  If only Ms. Thomas knew what Alice looked like this morning.

Before the interview began, Brad started to adjust to Alice’s body. What would she tell the reporter? Alice decided to make up a story. It was none of Ms. Thomas’s damn business what happened in town. She probably didn’t know Brad/Alice were one of the victims. One thing was for certain: Brad was sure glad he was thinking about Alice when the FOSE hit rather than ‘ol lady Edwards. That would have been real bad.