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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Hiding Behind Sunglasses


After the doctors at TG Inc. finished their job, Roy was embarrassed to show his face in public. Leaving the house as Pinky was hard at first, especially since she was only provided with high heel boots and very short dresses. Pinky felt naked and that men were eyeing her crotch. At least her female intuition was working.

Pinky wore an overcoat and sunglasses as she ventured out. Soon it felt natural to walk around town as a woman. She felt so free with all the dead baggage between her legs removed. Walking in heels got easier with each step. Being a girl wasn’t so bad after all.

Pinky brought a huge purse along to carry all the feminine items she bought. As she headed home she noticed a man taking pictures of her. Pinky was not having it. She walked over to give him a piece of her mind. It ended up where Pinky gave him her number instead. Ah, true love.








Friday, September 8, 2017

Changes


Holy Shit! Tammy thought as she examined her body. Okay, her name is James, or at least it was a few minutes ago before the vortex hit the school. Still it was all planned. The vortex was tracked. Several of the guys decided to leave the shielded area and experience the awesome transformation the vortex performs.

It happened so fast James could not tell the transformation happened. One moment he was James, the next Tammy. James always wanted to be a Tammy. It felt so sexy. No longer a geek no one notices, Tammy knows she will be a popular girl in school. She looks at her waist and tests out her breasts. Awesome!

There were a few concerns about the transformation. A vortex does not tell you what kind of body you get. It is usually a very sexy body, but a few guys have been disappointed. Not James. He is happier than a pig in shit.

There is something James did not realize. The vortex does more than change the body, it changes the mind. Tammy felt an unquenchable lust for a boyfriend. By the weekend he had a date and got laid. It was such a good choice he made about experiencing the vortex transformation. It turned about a million times better than imagined.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

On the Run


Elaine loved walking the fields of Elysium, a world so beautiful many consider it on par with the afterlife. The best part of Elysium is it is always daytime; one or more of the suns are high in the sky at all times. The air always feels like spring on Earth. Speaking of Earth, Elaine wasn’t always the meek and mild woman you see here. Back on Earth she was known as Jako the Macco, a ruthless business broker with a trail of corpses strung out behind him.

Jako made a lot of enemies on Earth; he also made a lot of money. When you have as many enemies as Jako you need money to stay alive. A long successful career (with the accompanying victims) gave Jako the opportunity to retire to the quiet life he always wanted without pesky victims showing up bent on revenge.

On Elysium you can be anyone you want as long as you have the money. The Elysium Council discovered how to capture and control a vortex, a bubble of distorted space where anything that passes through exits as a woman. Vortexes have been the bane of any planet unlucky enough, or lucky if you like that sort of thing, to be plagued by them.

Jako paid his dues to the Elysium government and walked through the vortex and into a simple life of comfort and pleasure. Many still search for the Macco, but none have found him. Some say he lives on a planet somewhere near the galactic core, others, on a planet in the Sagittarius Arm. But we know better. Jako is walking the warm fields of Elysium enjoying the beauty and comfort he earned. Elaine is a woman for the ages.








Saturday, August 26, 2017

Monday, August 21, 2017

Happy Birthday, Neo


Haaaaappy birthdayyyy to you.
Happy birrrthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Neo.
Happy birthday to you.

Yoooouuu are a girl.
Your nuts were lost to a squirrel.
You wear pantyhose
And high heel boots too!


Happy birthday, NeoRock. May your pantyhose never have a run.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Pick Your Poison


Glen wanted to get even with the government for ruining his life. He was in trouble with the law from an early age and the problems kept coming. He had finally had enough. The world will not forget Glen’s name when he is done. He will fight back and make the world pay the price for hurting Glen all these years.

Crazy people have crazy ideas. Glen’s idea to punish the world is with a lone wolf terrorist attack. He read an article about ricin, a deadly poison made from castor beans. The best thing, according to Glen, is that ricin is made from castor beans, the same beans used in rosaries.  A little digging and Glen discovered how to process ricin from castor beans.

But Glen is the unluckiest man on Earth. The government was watching Glen’s internet searches and sniffed out his plan even before he thought it. Glen’s large order of rosary beads was intercepted and replaced with a different product by a secret government agency. Glen was so excited as he began processing the beans for his sinister plan.

He had to be careful as he produced ricin or it could kill him. The fancy setup in his basement was the perfect way to manufacture a nice quantity of ricin for release at the local mall during the holiday season. He knew exactly where the air intake vent was to carry out his master plan.

But poor Glen was thwarted. The castor beans were replaced with a replica infused with nanobots. Yes, those wonderful atom-sized creations that entered your body and changed every cell into a female cell. When nanobots got a hold of you there was nothing left of your manhood. Glen was Glenda before he had a chance to know what was happening. The government swat team swarmed his home and took all his stuff away so no one else would lose their junk. Glenda is not as sad as she might be. The women’s prison is not as bad as the guy’s prison.

Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Sweet Ride


What a sweet ride. Alvin searched the internet for a long time to find the car of his dreams. When he saw the red custom job he knew he had to have it. The owner, a pretty redhead with thin features, promised Alvin the car was full of surprises. She also promised this car would stay in Alvin’s mind for the rest of his life. Alvin agreed. He saved enough money to buy the car cash. It was amazing such an awesome car lasted long enough for Alvin to get his hands on it.

After the title was signed over, Alvin took the custom car out for a ride. The car was so well maintained it still had ‘new car smell’. The country would be the perfect place to spend a few hours with his new baby. His body molded into the seat as he drove. It almost felt like he was attached to the car and it anticipated his moves. Soon Alvin began to feel different. His concentration was so focused on the road he didn’t notice he suddenly had long hair. He stopped the car and opened the door for fresh air. He looked down. He had different clothes and a woman’s body!

At first Alvin thought the car was a swapping chamber, but he didn’t think he swapped with anyone. Then he realized the car was a switching chamber. He knew this as soon as he looked at his cell phone. The car also changed his identity to Bethany and reprogrammed his cell phone accordingly. Bethany put a hand to her head while she texted a friend with the other hand; she had to tell someone what happened. The woman that sold her the car was right. He would never forget this car.

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Choice


Holy Shit! Tammy thought as she examined her body. Okay, her name is James, or at least it was a few minutes ago before the vortex hit the school. Still it was all planned. The vortex was tracked. Several of the guys decided to leave the shielded area and experience the awesome transformation the vortex performs.

It happened so fast James could not tell the transformation happened. One moment he was James, the next Tammy. James always wanted to be a Tammy. It felt so sexy. No longer a geek no one notices, Tammy knows she will be a popular girl in school. She looks at her waist and tests out her breasts. Awesome!

There were a few concerns about the transformation. A vortex does not tell you what kind of body you get. It is usually a very sexy body, but a few guys have been disappointed. Not James. He is happier than a pig in shit.

There is something James did not realize. The vortex does more than change the body, it changes the mind. Tammy felt an unquenchable lust for a boyfriend. By the weekend he had a date and got laid. It was such a good choice he made about experiencing the vortex transformation. It turned about a million times better than imagined.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

We're From the Government and We're Here to Help






Armed female soldiers stormed the tourist resort, gun drawn, screaming orders. The tourist knew the risks before they came and the nightmare came true. Drug lords controlled the countryside and the resort was only safe because of the armed guards.

The drug lords won the battle and surrounded the resort. As a gesture of good will, the drug lords were allowing women and children to leave unharmed. Resort management had a plan in place for just such an event. They knew the women would be allowed to leave so they started shooting the men with girly guns.

Eric was one of the men shot. His clothes blew off and he was left wearing, ah, girly clothes. The only way out was to climb out, hand over hand, by rope. “Your name is Melanie, got it?” The guard asked with the tone of a command. Melanie was scared to death. Here she was, only a woman for a few minutes, and she had to use a rope to crawl to freedom.

As Melanie reached the other side she realized freedom was not on this side of the rope. The drug lords needed women to fill the brothel. Melanie was a fast learner; she needed to be if she wanted to stay alive. She services 30 or so men per day as she waits for her opportunity to escape. Deep down she knew she deserves what she got. She was warned before she came about how dangerous it is. Live and learn.


Saturday, July 15, 2017

A Hint of Camel



Eddie fell under the mind control of the TG Guild. His work to discredit the TG community made him a prime target. Mind control was applied to Eddie until he started secretly wearing panties. Later he added a bra and pantyhose. At home alone, he dressed the whole part, with high heels and a dress. Eddie could not understand why he wanted to act so girly all the time.

Once the guild had Eddie completely under their control they slipped magic panties into his drawer. Soon the acting was over. The mind control was so complete Eddie, now Lili, completely accepted her situation. Lili started working for the guild by building its reputation in the community. At a local beach party Lili stood for a photo by a news reporter. The caption the next day read: A Hint of Camel. Lili smiled. She is so happy as the woman she is. The mind control ended. There was no need since Lili is a well-adjusted, happy woman.