The Myth of Bakal Splee

The thanksgiving festival of Garkin was over and Don retired to his studio to do what he did every year after the festival meal. He removed the Bakal Splee from its case. The feminine musical instrument echoed a soft mournful tone as he pulled the bow across the coiled spring.

They say if you play the Bakal Splee perfectly you become a beautiful woman fitting of the music you play. It was only a myth, but Don could dream. The family gathered around the walls of the room as he started playing. The music sent waves of vibrations through the air. You felt the music as much as heard it.

Don adjusted the Bakal Splee as he started the next movement. The family stood stone still. Don’s talents improved with each passing year. There was no doubt he was nearing perfection and the myth was on everyone’s mind. Don dug deeper into his soul to bring the full sound into the mind, the heart, the spirit of the entire room.

The family noticed before Don did. The changes were subtle at first, then undeniable. With each pull and thrust of the bow a magical sound spread around the room. Then he noticed his hands had changed. He knew the myth and accepted the gift. S/he played deeper from the heart until the soft, beautiful woman in the room echoed the sound Don once made.

Her music would be perfect for all time. Don was a simple man of simple pleasure. His music reflected his simplicity. She took a simple name change: Donna. Why not? It was about the music. The music, the sound is everything. Changlings are so rare they are considered myth, but when one is created they are sought all over the galaxy. Donna played daily for audiences on planets near and far and punctuated the performances with practice sessions on cruise ships to large crowds. She created heavenly sounds for thirty-eight more years before her death on Moordo III at the age of 62. The geniuses always die too young.

The Best Pussy

You gave me a pussy, Whiskers, Rachel said holding her cat above her. Only an hour prior James snuggled Whiskers in his arms. When he transformed into a woman he knew Whiskers was the cause. Alien animals sometimes have the ability to do extraordinary things.

James brought Whiskers back from Anton IV when he vacationed there two months prior. Whiskers took an instant liking to James. She looked exactly like an Earth cat. Whiskers’ species was able to shapeshift to a pleasing form. She also helped the ones she loves become what they most desire. As a woman James can love Whiskers more than ever, exactly what Whiskers wanted.

There was some adjustment to the gender change. Rachel adjusted quickly. A new wardrobe was the first thing she needed to do. Whiskers snuggles in bed every night now with Rachel. She is one irresistible pussy.

Best Joke Ever

Jack pointed up in the sky and laughed. “Nice one guys. A spaceship; a UFO. Very original.” Jack thought it was the funniest joke ever. What he did not realize is his buddies behind him had already turned tail and ran. Jack was standing alone on the walkway pointing and laughing at the sky.

The light in the sky kept coming closer as Jack pointed. What Jack did not do was think. If he did, even for a fraction of a second, he would have known such a gag would be beyond anything his buddies could pull off. If he took a second moment to think he would have realized he was standing alone . But he didn’t.

The UFO did not hover over him as it is so often reported in the news. Instead, the spacecraft stayed high in the sky in front of him forcing Jack to look up at a 45 degree angle. Jack thought it was the most elaborate trick ever when the light flashed at him from the UFO. 

Jack kept smiling and giggling to himself as the UFO sped away. Slowly his buddies returned. They saw the whole think from a safe distance. It was then that Jack discovered it was no gag. The UFO was real and he was hit by a girly light.

The laughing stopped as Jack had to decide what to do. There was nothing he could do really except pick a name. The guys settled on Becky. It was a nice, down-home name. Now Jack and his friends had to figure out what to tell Jack’s wife when they got him home.

Melting Pot

A War Worth Losing

Uniform

Men Have Been Warned

Talk to Martha

May the 4th Be With You

Better late than never for a Star Wars caption.

Emily

A Good Decision

Disease struck Majipoor Mining Colony killing most of the women. By the time a cure was discovered the male population was all that remained. Mining life is hard, but without women to help the men relieve stress it is unbearable.

A call went out to repopulate the colony. Women were offered free passage, deluxe accommodations and a massive signing bonus if they volunteered for a 10 year term on Majipoor. The women were promised good treatment. Unless desired, the volunteer would only pleasure one man.

There are not enough women to satisfy the needs galaxywide. TG Incorporated has a program to help fill that need. Melvin saw the ad explaining the situation and what he could do. He decided he needed a good paying job requiring no real work so he signed up. He underwent the hormone/surgery/nanobot treatment, received his bonus and booked travel to Majipoor.

Now as Sonya, Melvin engaged in intensive feminine training while en route. At first Melvin had his doubts he could do what his husband would ask, but before halfway to Majipoor Sonya knew she could do anything any woman could do.

Sonya expected a dirty planet. Majipoor Mining Colony was clean with all the modern comforts a girl could want. Her husband was a real gentleman and Sonya was eager to please him. Melvin considered himself very lucky to see the ad so many years ago. Sonya married her man and stayed the rest of her life and mothered three children. She would recommend her life choice to anyone.

Sherlock Holmes Meets TG Inc.

Amanda is known as the Sherlock Holmes of Antares V. Her skills at uncovering the truth in court proceedings are second to none. And it all started with a chance encounter.

Four years ago Brian was the best investigator in the department. His intuition was better than the mythical woman’s intuition. His skills helped solve more cases than any other investigator. But the long hours were taking their toll; Brian was burning out.

One day while researching in the Grand Master’s library he met a woman named Peach. She was recruiting for the Justice Department of Antares V. The pay was better and the hours shorter. Brian jumped at the opportunity when he was informed of the one requirement: he needed to be a woman. Of course, in a galaxy with TG Inc. it was a simple procedure, but he had to think about it… for three minutes.

Amanda thinks about her life when she was Brian periodically. She has concluded it was the best chance encounter of her life to meet Peach. Amanda gets to do what she loves most—research cases—and has time to enjoy life. Being a girl had unexpected surprises too. The extra attention girls get from the guys boosted Amanda’s ego. She spends her free time satisfying her boyfriend now. Can you imagine what the retirement package must be like?

Groomed for Leadership

I still find it hard to believe I live in Beth’s home now, her alien home. It started innocent enough and I knew she was alien, but I did it anyway. Aliens are safe, everyone says it and the government tells us endlessly. Still, deep down, I knew Beth had plans for me. Her interest in me was unnatural. She came from a wealthy alien family and I am from common human stock.

College is hard if you are serious about good grades and a real future. Beth noticed my efforts and befriended me. It was not long before I started to fall in love with her. I resisted the urge; my family is from the wrong side of town and we both knew it. But Beth was a very good friend. I was honored when she invited me to dinner at her home. Her parents are awesome aliens. Beth’s whole family looks so… so… human.

Beth’s mother is a great cook. Dinner was the best I ever had. You can’t imagine her home either. It is huge and ornate. Three levels below ground filled with entertainment, libraries, and secret rooms I was not allowed to see. The ground and second floor looked like a human billionaire’s home. After dinner Beth demanded I enjoy a movie with her. I could not resist; she had a hold on me I cannot explain.

Beth took me to the lowest level to a theatre. She started a movie from her home world. It did something to my mind; I became so tired I lost consciousness. When I woke the movie was over. Beth brought the lights up only a fraction. I was wearing a slinky pink dress and had long blond hair. I was stunned.

Beth kissed me and said, “You are my Roxanne now. I love you and always will. Do you know why I brought you here?” I shook my head slowly. Beth continued, “Because you are destined for great things. My home world needs people like you, intelligent, hard workers to create bridges between our worlds. I saw you at school and knew you were the perfect fit. Only women can hold such positions on my world. Now you are qualified.”

I lived with Beth the remained of my school years. Soon I will leave with Beth and her family for her home world. I will assume my position as Earth’s ambassador there. I am honored that Beth chose me. 

Difficult Adjustment

Allison was having a hard time adjusting to his new reality. Three weeks ago Al was accidentally shot with a girly light by visiting aliens. It really was an accident. The group of aliens was touring Earth enjoying the sites. The crowds were disorienting to the aliens as their cultural norms provide for more personal space. They also carried girly light guns as they are allowed to do.

While moving through a market someone got too close and rubbed against an alien discharging the girly light. The angle was just right that it hit Al. In a flash everything Al knew was upside down; he was a girl.

To make it easy he started using the name Allison. He adjusted pretty well with a few peculiar exceptions. The clothes were fun to wear since girls get to wear more variety and prettier clothing. The toilet was the difficult part. Allison felt weird using the women’s restroom. Yes, he sat when going number 1, but he preferred to stand.

Without thinking he used the men’s restroom at the mall. When men entered he started laughing at what they must be thinking. The guys did not care; they think Allison is cool. When Allison finished she washed her hands and prepared to leave when she was asked out on a date. How could she refuse such an offer? Who knows what the future will hold? But I smell a wedding in the near future.

Dancing a New Tune

Franklin adjusted just fine when the aliens came to Earth and demanded men become women. You see, the alien men did not want competition from Earth men so they demanded all the men be transformed into women which also had the pleasant side effect of providing the alien men with even more women to date.

A vast galactic girly light canon fired from space converted most men the first day. Certain things are expected when so many new women join the club: a run on panties and pantyhose, a dress shortage and plenty of PMS as the first month progressed. There were other unusual side effects. Action movies died while love ballads became hits everywhere.

The aliens got more than they expected. Franklin, now Erika, is a good example. Erika and a group of her new women friends seem to be synchronized for that special time of the month. The aliens never knew what hit them. By the time it was over the Earth women controlled the alien men and demanded marriage. It also seems the Earth women were gold diggers. They put the alien men to work while they enjoyed life as the women of the party.

3D Alien Abduction

Ken woke up with a startle. Something was wrong. He was strapped onto a table; he couldn’t move. The eerie feeling he had for days he was being watched by an alien presence came into focus.

He started to scream but he sounded like a girl. OMG! I am a girl, Ken thought. As her surroundings came into focus three alien grays stood above her with lustful grins. A robot was preparing to do something to her crotch.

“Be still,” the robot droned. “You are a human woman now. There is no going back. I have one last modification. You will be given an unstoppable libido.”

Ken fought with all his strength. Even if she were still a man she doubted she could break the bonds. The three alien grays had dirty, guttural laughs.

The robot finished. The alien grays lined up between her legs. As the first gray penetrated, he said, “Earth woman. You will respond to Rebecca from now on. Do you understand?”

Rebecca could only scream as the gray’s massive member destroyed her virginity. Her breasts bounced to the rough intercourse; the other grays kept up the guttural laughs.

Rebecca could not believe her bad luck. She was abducted by aliens and turned into an intergalactic prostitute. The three grays trained her well for her new line of work. Then the grays looked at Rebecca’s mouth. 

Best Joke Ever

Jack pointed up in the sky and laughed. “Nice one guys. A spaceship; a UFO. Very original.” Jack thought it was the funniest joke ever. What he did not realize is his buddies behind him had already turned tail and ran. Jack was standing alone on the walkway pointing and laughing at the sky.

The light in the sky kept coming closer as Jack pointed. What Jack did not do was think. If he did, even for a fraction of a second, he would have known such a gag would be beyond anything his buddies could pull off. If he took a second moment to think he would have realized he was standing alone . But he didn’t.

The UFO did not hover over him as it is so often reported in the news. Instead, the spacecraft stayed high in the sky in front of him forcing Jack to look up at a 45 degree angle. Jack thought it was the most elaborate trick ever when the light flashed at him from the UFO. 

Jack kept smiling and giggling to himself as the UFO sped away. Slowly his buddies returned. They saw the whole think from a safe distance. It was then that Jack discovered it was no gag. The UFO was real and he was hit by a girly light.

The laughing stopped as Jack had to decide what to do. There was nothing he could do really except pick a name. The guys settled on Becky. It was a nice, down-home name. Now Jack and his friends had to figure out what to tell Jack’s wife when they got him home.

Pay Up Or Else

Conrad did not heed the warning when moving to Terkan III. The rules on this planet are different from Earth. He was warned to never do business with organized crime. Conrad did not listen. On Earth he built a profitable business working with organized crime selling certain psychedelics. It was the only way he knew how to do business.

Now deep in debt to the local mob and still building his network, the mob wanted their first payment. Conrad explained he had not started selling product yet. Then the mob explained how things were done on Terkan III. Three hit women were sent to Conrad’s apartment to collect. Of course, he did not have the money; it was deployed building infrastructure to sell the psychedelic spice. The women were all mean when they pointed their guns. Conrad threw up his arms in a desperate attempt to shield himself. And. . . nothing.

There was no sound, no gun shot. Conrad dropped his hands and realized he was shot with girly lights. The tough women told him her name was Lindsay now. Lindsay just laughed at the tough women as he sat in the chair extending her leg skyward with high heel. “You think this affects me?” Lindsay was cocky, now that she didn’t have one. “Truth is I always wanted to be a woman.” Then the hit women gave an evil smile and told Lindsay what she would be required to do with her new body every day, many times a day, for life.Lindsay’s smile never wavered.

No 1 Cares

After the trauma wore off Scott tried to tell anyone who would listen. He had a tall tale of alien abduction and experimentation. It was all too much to believe. Nobody believed the hysterical woman. They named her Jane Doe until they could learn more about her.

The doctors felt it would be best if she remained hospitalized until she settled down. Interns made Jane the laughing stock of the mental ward. The only clothes she had to wear were what was given her by the hospital. The shirt said it all. Nobody believed her story.

Jane tried using logic. She gave details about Scott’s life and told the doctors he was missing. Yes, there was a missing man in the area, but police believed he was lost in the heavily wooded area and was probably dead, never to be found. Jane had to make a decision. If she were to ever have a normal life again she would have to accept what happened to her and play along with the doctors. It was not hard. Surprisingly she adjusted to the feminine lifestyle well.

Prison Blues

It seemed like such a minor crime at the time. Frank hacked the alien T-net, the galactic version of the internet, and downloaded files he found interesting. Frank was addicted to the information feeds. The things governments did around the galaxy made Earth governments look like pussies.

The security force of the Community of Worlds did a snatch and grab in the dead of night. Frank was off world before any Earth government could lodge a complaint. Now that Frank was in security forces control there was nothing anyone could do.

Prisons around the galaxy have a history of driving men insane. In an act of mercy Frank was given food laced with nanobots. He transformed into a woman in a single afternoon. The nanobots helped reduce his anxiety. For the time being he was still confined to the padded room.

The guards started calling Frank Betty. Betty grew smarter by the day — another side effect of the nanobots her captors did not know was happening. Betty turned into an accomplished seductress. We all know clothes make the man. Well, they make the woman, too, especially if the clothes is lingerie.

Within two months Betty seduced her way out of solitary, out of the prison, and into a guard’s bed. Eventually Betty was given a deal she could not pass up: work securing the T-net or return to prison. It was an easy call. She set up an office in the guard’s home. Betty has padded walls in her office. A reminder of where she could be if she breaks the law again. And she gets to work in her underwear. How cool is that?