The family sat down for a Thanksgiving turkey dinner. It’s
hard to celebrate any holiday without TG Incorporated sitting down with you. The
massive profits TG Inc. made were reinvested in nearly every industry. Now TG
Inc. owned the turkey business. All Thanksgiving turkeys came from a TG Inc.
farm.
Arnold could care less. The country was going to the hell in
a hand basket and the politicians were all at fault in his opinion. The family
sat down and enjoyed the pleasure of a good meal together. After the meal the
whole family migrated to the living room to watch football, scratch and sleep.
TG Inc. turkeys put people to sleep more than any other turkey.
The whole family, Arnold included, succumb to the wonderful turkey dinner. When
they started to stir from a long after dinner slumber it appeared the Packers
took one on the chin.
It took a few seconds for the men to realize there were some
changes while they slept. It seems TG Inc. turkeys are laced with nanobots.
Arnold was so excited about the changes that he rushed to the bedroom and tried
on a bra/panty set of his wife’s. After posing for the family, Arnold announced
he was to be addressed as Claudia.
Enjoy your turkey dinner this Thanksgiving. You never know what special ingredient was added.
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