Karl hated going out with his wife and her friends. What do
you say in a group of women you have nothing in common with without getting in
deep trouble? But Karl’s wife, Rebecca, is a very outgoing person with a lot of
friends. And she wanted her best friend, he husband, by her side when she
entertained guests.
One day Rebecca came home from work with a grin so wide she
could have eaten a banana sideways. “Let’s jump in the hot tub,” Rebecca said
playfully. And so they did. They settled into the steaming hot water and
allowed the jets to massage their worries away. Karl leaned back in a corner
while Rebecca floated on top on him. She hugged him around the neck, grinned and
gave a dirty laugh. Karl said, “What?” Rebecca gave another dirty laugh and
reached behind Karl pulling back a small vile filled with mahogany colored
liquid. “What is that?” “You’ll know soon enough,” Rebecca said as she opened
the top and poured the liquid into the water. In moments the water began to
foam around Karl. He looked at his wife in terror and said, “Nanobots?”
Yes, Rebecca poured nanobots into the hot tub water. Karl
was confused at first, but soon adjusted to his new identity: Linda. Before
long Karl thought like a woman and learned to love socializing with Rebecca and
her friends. Who knew women could be such fun? Best of all, Rebecca ordered the
nanobots that made him a blond.
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