Drug Recall

Kevin caught the nasty cold going around. He was told to get ready for a long illness. To shorten the suffering he decided to hit the bug with everything the drugstore had. He bought every cold medicine in the store. The pharmacist said he should use the nasal spray daily if he wanted to end the cold sooner; all the other medications only treated symptoms.

The nasal spray seemed to work fast. Kevin stopped sneezing immediately, but was drained from all the coughing. He went to bed and took a four hour nap.  When he woke up he thought he was still dreaming because he could swear he had tits. As the cobwebs cleared he realized he did have tits! He rushed to find the packaging the nasal spray came in. As he read the warning label he understood what happened. The nasal spray is a TG Inc. product. Sure, it works. With a few side effects!

Kevin called the 800 number on the nasal spray packaging. The nice lady on the other end gave Kevin his new name: Rachel. The lady at TG Inc. promised a welcome package would arrive later that day with new clothes for Rachel. The nasal spray was guaranteed to prevent a cold or flu for life. You can’t put a price on good health.