Watermelon is the best part of summer. John loved how TG
Inc. diversified into agriculture bringing consumers fresh watermelon all year
round. A myth surrounded watermelon, however. Mom always warned about eating
watermelon seeds; it would make you pregnant. Well, since John is not a girl he
figured the rule did not apply to him. He gobbled his slice of watermelon,
seeds and all.
TG Inc. has a way with turning myths into reality. John
jumped into his hammock for an afternoon nap after devouring the watermelon. In
moments he was fast asleep. As the sun dipped toward the horizon, John woke
from his nap with a surprise. He rolled out of the hammock in a panic, a very
pregnant woman.
Melina is the name the doctor recommended John assume since she
is a woman now. It seems Melina is due in about a month. She needs to watch her
diet so the baby stays healthy. Here Melina enjoys a fresh cup of herbal tea
and the latest issue of National Geographic. She is adjusting to life as a
woman and looks forward to being a mother. One thing I can tell you; Melina
will never swallow a watermelon seed again.
Send me one of those watermelons!!! emily
ReplyDeleteHi Kay,
ReplyDeleteWhere can I buy those magic panties??????
Emily