Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Watermelon Seed

Watermelon is the best part of summer. John loved how TG Inc. diversified into agriculture bringing consumers fresh watermelon all year round. A myth surrounded watermelon, however. Mom always warned about eating watermelon seeds; it would make you pregnant. Well, since John is not a girl he figured the rule did not apply to him. He gobbled his slice of watermelon, seeds and all.

TG Inc. has a way with turning myths into reality. John jumped into his hammock for an afternoon nap after devouring the watermelon. In moments he was fast asleep. As the sun dipped toward the horizon, John woke from his nap with a surprise. He rolled out of the hammock in a panic, a very pregnant woman.

Melina is the name the doctor recommended John assume since she is a woman now. It seems Melina is due in about a month. She needs to watch her diet so the baby stays healthy. Here Melina enjoys a fresh cup of herbal tea and the latest issue of National Geographic. She is adjusting to life as a woman and looks forward to being a mother. One thing I can tell you; Melina will never swallow a watermelon seed again.


  1. Send me one of those watermelons!!! emily

  2. Hi Kay,
    Where can I buy those magic panties??????