The government has it all figured out: the best way to
collect the maximum amount in taxes with the fewest number of complaints is to
hire more female auditors. The problem is that there are not enough qualified female
auditors. No problem for the IRS. A cost analysis study was conducted and the
results were clear; the IRS could pay for the costs of turning qualified men
into women for their army of auditors and still make a massive profit.
Warren is one of the most skilled auditors alive. The IRS
knew it and wanted Warren on their team. It took some serious negotiations to
bring Warren on board, but it was mission accomplished after two days of
discussion.
Warren left his wife and kids and accepted the fact he would spend the rest of his life as a girl. As part of the deal he wanted a benefits
package to die for. The TG Inc. medical work would include some real pampering.
The nanobot hot tub would be like a spa treatment. As Patricia, Warren will
enjoy a three day workweek. And Patricia wants a man in her life: a faithful,
honest man.
Done.
Welcome to the IRS, Patricia. The taxpayers will never know
what hit them.
I hate this caption, because I hate the IRS:-(
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