The vortex swarm of Christmas Eve goes down as one of the
biggest surprises in history. Weather usually makes the news over the holidays.
The vortex swarm came unannounced. Scientists missed it (probably snookered on
eggnog) so most people were unshielded.
Guys like Samson considered it the greatest gift of all
time. Samson went to bed Christmas Eve unaware vortex bubbles were on the way.
Y’all know what vortex bubbles do? Right? No? Okay, I’ll give you the short
version. Vortex bubbles are areas of null space travelling the cosmos. Several
years ago they entered Earth’s neighborhood. The null space of the bubbles
turns all mammalian life female. It affects humans most. An unshielded human
male is instantly transformed into a girl if touched by a passing vortex
bubble.
Samson woke up Christmas morning having slept on the couch.
(If he had slept in his bed he probably would have been untouched by the vortex
bubble.) He couldn’t believe the red outfit he was wearing. Samson started
smiling at the late Christmas gift. He realized what had happened. Those
wonderful vortexes finally gave him his wish.
Kylie. Samson laughed as he said his new name. He was so
going to love this body.
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