Scientists finally made the breakthrough the human race has
been waiting for since the beginning of time: immortality. People could now
live forever if they choose. The process was simple. Nano-robots were injected
into the body and repaired any part of the body injured or in need of rejuvenating.
There was one slight catch. The human body defaults back to
the feminine when it rejuvenates. That means small repairs are unnoticeable,
but a major injury or illness will smooth out that crotch faster than you can
spread your legs.
Here we see a guy who goes by the name NeoRock. You can tell
by the boots. Neo had the injections because he wanted to live forever and
losing his nuts was of no concern to him; he looked forward to life as a girl.
Today at work he has a massive heart attack. Poor guy. A few years back he would
have been a goner. Today she ended up as Shelly and has no problem walking home
from work in her favorite high heel boots. We certainly live in awesome times.
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