World War III was over, but not everyone accepted the truce.
Chinese girls thought the human race should be reduced to females only, using
science to impregnate women and propagate the species. A splinter cell formed
and traveled Earth, hunting down the remaining men. They came armed with
military grade girly light assault rifles. Men were not safe anywhere on the
planet.
Some men wanted to breathe the fresh air so bad they dressed
up as women before venturing outside. However, the snipers could tell. They
came equipped with sensing devices. One point of the girly light rifle and the
sniper could tell if it was a man in drag. If it was, a light pull of the
trigger and the man wearing a dress no longer had to worry about changing when
he got home.
On the bright side, Earth was now composed of matriarchal
societies. The world was a better place as a result. Women fought dirty, but
didn’t want to blow… ah… the whole planet up. The male population was down to
under 200. If you are a man reading this your days are numbers. Men are no
longer needed to breed. And I know a few cute Chinese girls that want to meet
you.
Love the cap. Kay.
ReplyDeletegood idea using a baroness pic from gi joe.